Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad
like a spider monkey.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I
must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will try to pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my friend!
4. When you are scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will try to pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my friend!
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
1 comment:
this is so true, especially about the sick thing, I will quarantine anyone that even looks sick!
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